Skypin with my son

Son (12):

Dad: yeah, and what do you know about it?
Son: about what
Dad: drinking
Son: I know its bitter as sh*t and makes me throw up

***

Son:
ww1

Dad:
ww1

 Son: those are the events after ww1. I'm talking about the actual war
Dad: nope, during. Verdun was 1916
Son (a few hours later): dad only 2% of people got shell shock in ww1 so all I have to say is this


 That's my boy!

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