A chav protests
A certain lady poet has declared
that chavs can't vote, because we're too impaired:
distracted by the 'Sun', by beer n fights
to know the difference 'tween 'trician n 'phile
'Bollocks!' I say, they're paedos, n it's right
to treat 'em all as though they're fuckin' vile.
We see that votes from crumbly citizens
put in the Tories, time and time again,
thereby denying us a decent future
through education, art, museums, culture.
So wild we are, n beastly chippy too,
don't give a fuck, n quite determined to
crush, to the best of our ability,
snaggletoothed legions of senility.
that chavs can't vote, because we're too impaired:
distracted by the 'Sun', by beer n fights
to know the difference 'tween 'trician n 'phile
'Bollocks!' I say, they're paedos, n it's right
to treat 'em all as though they're fuckin' vile.
We see that votes from crumbly citizens
put in the Tories, time and time again,
thereby denying us a decent future
through education, art, museums, culture.
So wild we are, n beastly chippy too,
don't give a fuck, n quite determined to
crush, to the best of our ability,
snaggletoothed legions of senility.
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