The Songstone

Farewell the Philippines, what can one write of pata, beaches, beauties every night? Needs must recover quick! Back to 广东 and Sanying Spa Resort, where weary schlong can longer bathe in waters nature's blessed and Rooster year seen in by broody rest A place of peace and quiet in this great nation enlivened by amusing mistranslation

  Delicious sinful unctuous pata yar!

You know it's not a major route when your plane's like this