The Pope in Britain

Last night I dreamed I was the Pope
And wondered how on Earth I’d cope
with Heaven, cos it’s very far
from condom use in Africa
or buggered boys on Boston’s shore,
crusades in Languedoc, and more
But then I thought: I am the Pope,
the heir to Peter, mustn’t mope
To keep alive, that’s my mission,
bulls of worn-out superstition
If only there were more like me:
(from Hitler Youth to Holy See
is not a huge conceptual leap)
To Britain! And its hungry sheep!

© Simon M Hunter 2010

Comments

Anonymous said…
nice lyrics, hope to see more
19 September 2010 at 01:05
Damiao said…
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21 September 2010 at 02:10
Rachel Hoyt said…
What a great poem Simon! Now I know you're also rhymin. :o)

Rhyme Me a Smile
19 October 2010 at 17:23
Simon M Hunter said…
Thanks Rachel, glad you liked it :)
19 October 2010 at 20:07
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